there was a trapeze. enough said
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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