Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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