No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I have already put on my inside pants.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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