are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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