Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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