I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
