Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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