Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
