i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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