And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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