So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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