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I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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