Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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