I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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