She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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