we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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