sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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