ugly people sure do ruin things
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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