Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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