so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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