party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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