That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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