this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
