You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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