My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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