He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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