did you get engaged???
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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