just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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