That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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