Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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