physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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