I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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