white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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