Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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