All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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