isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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