i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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