Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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