His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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