is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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