She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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