I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
My breasts were aching with rage.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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