It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I have fence marks all over my body
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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