He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
