Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I fill condoms, not promises.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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