so explain again why im purple
no
Buhtt sex?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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