hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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