didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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