She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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