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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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