Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
worst night to have a conscience
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
